I'm gonna invent an App that can filter out Cats from social media...
If I wanted to look at a cat sleeping, eating, playing or shitting I'd sign up to pussyporn.com - I don't need to know that your fucking cat is stalking a poor innocent bird in the garden... IT'S A CAT... THAT'S WHAT THEY DO..!!!
Ever wondered what that odd smell from behind the telly is? That's cat piss. That's because your cat HATES YOU REALLY, you're just a convenience.
Just remember, if it was any bigger it would eat you regardless of how many cute pictures you plastered the internet with it.
Mee-fucking-ow...
1 comment:
Point taken.
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