Saturday, June 24, 2017

GIG 26 - Hooked On Christ / FilthxCollins / Habits / Spam Javelin / Depraved State @ Cross Foxes, Prestatyn



Tracey Howarth (ex-Bonzai Massacre) is playing bass for us for the gigs Steve can't do. She does an OK job considering she's only had one rehearsal with us.

Neil Crud - gtr,voc / Gwion Griffith - drms / Tracey Howarth - bass

SHIT ON MY SHOE
GHETTO SCUM
TOP KNOT GO FUCK YOUR WIFE
FUCK OFF
YOU MAKE ME WANT TO HATE YOU
FUCKING FERK
NAZI LINE LINE DANCERS FUCK OFF
LIFE'S A BASTARD THEN YOU'RE DEAD
HOW CAN YOU DIE WHEN YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD

Monday, May 15, 2017

GIG 25 - Boycott The Baptist / Emissaries Of Syn / Spam Javelin / Teeth Crack @ Cross Foxes, Prestatyn



Our first gig of 2017 after Steve suggested he'd be up for gigging again. Turned out to be a great set.

Steve Brute - voc,bass / Neil Crud - voc,gtr / Gwion Griffiths - drms

SHIT ON MY SHOE
FUCKING JERK
YOU MAKE ME WANT TO HATE YOU
FUCK OFF
GHETTO SCUM
TOP KNOT GO FUCK YOUR WIFE
NAZI LINE DANCERS FUCK OFF
ARSEHOLAGEDDON
HOW CAN YOU DIE WHEN YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD
NEVER TRUST A DENTIST
LIFE'S A BASTARD THEN YOU'RE DEAD

Saturday, November 05, 2016

GIG 24 - Bad Mood / Spam Javelin @ Maguires, Liverpool



Second gig with Mark Watson-Jones on bass, although he has stipulated he has got a lot on with his primary band, Emissaries Of Syn.
Played to an indie crowd tonight in support of the infectious Bad Mood who were launching something or other. 
We won them round (as we do) - good fun. I much prefer playing to crowds like this as they seem to get it - whereas the hardcore types are stuck in their rules and regulations - and we're not hardcore enough I guess.


Neil Crud - voc,gtr / Gwion Griffiths - drms / Mark Watson-Jones - bass

TOP KNOT GO FUCK YOUR WIFE
GHETTO SCUM
YOU MAKE ME WANT TO HATE YOU
FUCK OFF
THE GREAT BRITISH WANK OFF
NAZI LINE DANCERS FUCK OFF
LIFE'S A BASTARD AND THEN YOU'RE DEAD
FUCKING JERK
HOW CAN YOU DIE WHEN YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD

Sunday, October 09, 2016

GIG 23 - All-Dayer at Comrades Club, Conwy

Comrades Club, Conwy (with Emissaries Of Syn, Depraved State, Rabo De Toro + more)
*Mark Watson-Jones on bass


Neil Crud:It was a mistake to turn up at an all dayer with Garry Davies at 3pm and start drinking Pedigree Ale and no food. We were on at 8pm and by then I was seven sheets to the wind. Apparently, I fell backwards during the first song knocking my amp over but just carried on playing on my back until someone picked me up.
At the end of the short set I dived head first into the drumkit. The bruises of which I bore for a good couple of weeks later.


Monday, August 15, 2016

GIG 22 - Noise Annoys #3 @ The North, Rhyl

15.08.2016 - The North, Rhyl (with Carl Kavorkian, Sleep Beggar, Maines, Los Muchachos)


Sunday, July 31, 2016

Headstock Llandudno

 

  • Headstock was the inaugural year of the festival, staged in Llandudno in July 2016.

  • Here's a pic of Deckchair Protest lounging about at the festival



  • Thursday, July 28, 2016

    GIG 21 - Of Legions / Depraved State / Spam Javelin @ The North, Rhyl

    28.07.2016 - The North, Rhyl (with Of Legions / Depraved State)

    Thursday, July 14, 2016

    GIG 20 - Noise Annoys #2 Tour @ Rascals, Bangor

    14.07.2016 - Rascals, Bangor (with Death Of Youth, Depraved State, Los Muchachos, Sleep Beggar)


    Review by Diane Evans - 
    Last on the bill and another first for me was Spam Javelin. I’ve been chomping at the bit to get an opportunity to catch up with these guys for a while – I had a feeling I wouldn’t be disappointed and my feeling was spot on.
    Spam Javelin deliver exactly what I was expecting; good, old school punk and I fucking loved it. Headed up by long time local noise maker Neil Crud (who I last saw playing in his first band 4Q way back in the 80s and subsequently through the walls of my boyfriend’s flat a little while later) this is as punk as safety pins and mohicans.
    Quick-fire songs, rhythmic and shouty this is punk as I’ve always loved it. They set off with humour and brevity but didn’t give me time to get settled with that before they yanked me back down a tone or two to something darker, angrier and much more sinister.
    To the band: thank you. You gave me everything my little spiky heart desired last night and you did it flawlessly. I will be awaiting your next appearance with impatience.
    The night just wasn’t long enough, the sets over way too soon. Thanks for giving an old punky goth chick a great evening you’ll be seeing me again.


    Wednesday, July 13, 2016

    GIG 19 - Noise Annoys #2 Tour @ The North, Rhyl

    13.07.2016 - The North, Rhyl (with Death Of Youth, Depraved State, Los Muchachos, Sleep Beggar)
    *Tinman on drums

    Customary dartboard in background
    Tinman stood in on drums and wore a lampshade disguised as Gwion
    Steve in a full Brutal assault








    Sunday, May 29, 2016

    GIG 18 - Pentrefest @ Macleans, Queensferry

    29.05.2016 - Pentrefest, Macleans, Queensferry

    Thursday, May 19, 2016

    GIG 17 - Curiad Pulse Festival @ The Skerries, Bangor

    19.05.2016 - Curiad Pulse Festival, Skerries, Bangor (with Rabo De Toro, Mucus, James Phillips)

    Saturday, May 14, 2016

    GIG 16 - Focus Wales Festival, Wrexham


    This was good fun. Particularly when the venue closed their windows during our set so not to offend any Saturday afternoon High Street shoppers!
    Neil Crud's brother Isaac was also on the bill.
    [gig was recorded]

    YOU MAKE ME WANT TO HATE YOU
    TOP KNOT GO FUCK YOUR WIFE
    SERVICE RESUMED
    FUCK OFF
    NEVER TRUST A DENTIST
    FUCKING JERK
    LOOK FRANK IT'S OVER
    NAZI LINE DANCERS FUCK OFF
    ARSEHOLAGEDDON
    LIFE'S A BASTARD AND THEN YOU'RE DEAD
    GHETTO SCUM
    HOW CAN YOU DIE WHEN YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD
    BOYS WITH BEARDS


    Friday, April 29, 2016

    GIG 15 - Spam Javelin / Emissaries Of Syn / Depraved State / Maines / Red Or Dead @ Crosville Club, Bangor

    Crosville Club, Bangor (with Emissaries Of Syn, Maines, Los Muchachos, Red Or Dead)

    Ghetto Scum / Top Knot / Service Resumed / Fuck Off / Dentist / Fucking Jerk / Look Frank It's Over / Nazi Line Dancers / Arseholageddon / Life's A Bastard / Hate You / How Can You Die / Boys With Beards
    (review by CombiChris Markwell)
    Last, but not least, we have Spam Javelin rounding up the night. As punk as plaid pants, they roar through their set with a confidence and swagger that perks every member of the audience up. With bassist Steve Brute dedicating ‘Ghetto Scum’ to his child’s awful headteacher, his anger adds a little extra energy to the night. To his left, we have Neil Crud on guitar, and if you don’t know him by now, then you should educate yourselves. This night finds him donning a be-scarved top hat and lurid shirt, in what is no doubt a heartwarming tribute to his idol Noddy Holder. Behind them and fairly kicking the ever-loving shit out of that poor drumkit (I did feel for that kit, it went through such a mauling this night) is Gwion Griffiths, a living avatar of talent and anger. They blast through song after song after raging song, leaving the audience dazed and sonically concussed. When they closed their set with (I think) ‘Boys with Beards’, Steve leapt from the stage, planted his mic stand down like a flag on a beachhead, and proceeded to belt out the words with an anger that could level cities.
    Five bands, one night, no entry fee. The Crosville is an awesome place to see live music, and for those of us who did attend this event, we know just how awesome the local scene can be. I picked up a vinyl from Spam Javelin and Emissaries of Syn, and it’s so rewarding to see local bands make these things happen. You guys who didn’t manage to grab some merch should do so ASAP, as there’s a limited amount of these things left, a and you’ll be sorry to have missed out on grabbing something like this.
    So to each of these bands that came, saw, and conquered the Crosville, I would like to say ‘thank you’ and ‘fucking hell, my ears are still ringing!’
    The gig was also recorded and mixed by Simon Darvell, two tracks which we subsequently released on our Bandcamp page.



    Friday, February 19, 2016

    GIG 14 - Wrexfest @ Rewind, Wrexham

    19.02.2016 - Wrexfest, Rewind, Wrexham (with Emissaries Of Syn, Future Exits)
    Ghetto Scum / Fuck Off / Never Trust A Dentist / Service Resumed / Fucking Jerk / Inner Monologue Of A Football Hooligan / Nazi Line Dancers Fuck Off / Arseholageddon / Life's A Bastard / Hate You / Top Knot Go Fuck Your Wife / How Can You Die / Boys With Beards

    Friday, January 08, 2016

    GIG 13 - As Empires Burn / Depraved State / Spam Javelin / Dead Is Forever @ The North, Rhyl

    Billed as 'Cooper's Birthday Bash' - Cooper played in Depraved State (making their live debut) and guitarist Ifan was donned in a weird toga and finished the very short set naked!
    We rehearsed beforehand for an hour at The Black Rooms in Llandudno
    [This part written by Steve Rastin]
    Old punks never die, they just wear earplugs when they play…….oh, and a Santa suit in January.
    You’re never quite sure where Spam Javelin are coming from – a jokey name and song titles like “Nazi Line Dancers Fuck Off” suggest a bunch of people who aren’t taking themselves too seriously but there are also moments in their set where genuine anger boils to the surface.
    This was the third time I’d seen them live and it was far and away their best set to date, despite the intervention of a drunken audience member trying to upstage them with an off-key rendition of a Beatles song.
    In the end questions of how serious they are become irrelevant, they make a bloody loud racket that leaves you with a smile on your face, a spring in your step and a bulge in your trousers (OK, two out of the three!!!). The only disappointing aspect was the bass player’s unwillingness to get into the spirit of the evening by removing his clothing but that’s just a minor quibble (or so I’m told!!!).
    Boys With Beards /  Service Resumed  / Dentist / Fucking Jerk / Life's A Bastard / Arseholageddon / Top Knot / Nazi Line Dancers / Fuck off /  Hate You / How Can You Die



    Wednesday, December 30, 2015

    The Compass, Chester RIP


    On New Year’s Day in 2015, the Chester music scene faced a significant loss when The Compass on City Road officially announced its closure. Opened in 2012 by the team behind Wrexham’s Central Station, the venue had quickly established itself as the city’s premier intimate space for grassroots talent and emerging artists within the indie, rock, and alternative genres.

    The venue was celebrated for its gritty, independent spirit and unique three-room layout, offering a raw atmosphere that larger venues couldn't replicate. During its short but prolific run, it hosted future stars like Blossoms and Vant, serving as a vital stepping stone for bands transitioning from pub backrooms to larger stages.

    The decision to close was primarily a strategic consolidation by the management team. With the 2013 opening of The Live Rooms nearby, resources and bookings were shifted to the larger 500-capacity space to accommodate more mainstream acts. While the building eventually transitioned into other iterations, such as a cafe bar, the closure of The Compass marked the end of a specific era for small-scale, high-energy live music in Chester’s city center.

    Although the announcement was made on New Year's Day - the venue continued to operate; honouring those dates booked. By November 2015, the transition was complete, and the focus had shifted entirely to the craft beer and kitchen model of The Cornerhouse, ending the building’s run as Chester’s loudest little secret.

    Gig Reviews from The Compass - 
    Lovers Open Fire

    Crossburner

    Orient Machine

    Steak No.8 / Spam Javelin

    Falls

    H.Hawkline

    Plebian

    Friday, December 11, 2015

    GIG 12 - PMT / Manifest / Spam Javelin @ The Crescent, Salford

    11.12.2015 - The Crescent, Salford (with PMT, Manifest)
    Punks Christmas Party gig salvaged by Martin of PMT after the original promoter went AWOL.

    Manifest were fucking ace and after that display, we three of Spam Javelin looked nervously at each other and said, ‘How the fuck do we follow that..!?’ – Well, it’s not a competition and there’s no headline and no support, we’re all in it together (please leave you ego at the door). And hopefully we made amends for the pigshit performance we put in at Rhyl the night before… The crowd seemed to enjoy it, or they were just being polite…
    The sound was excellent – and hats off to Jim Watts and his magical sound machine for making it so good.

    GIG 11 - The North, Rhyl


    Monday, November 30, 2015

    thebestvandals.co.uk

    I got this 'fantastic' offer today on the fax... So I looked up the company, found their fax number and took them up on their offer... They've not replied yet....

    15 Crashtestdummy Rd
    Colwyn Bay
    SP4 4FF

    30.11.15

    Dear Sir / Madam

    Thank you for sending me an unsolicited fax from your company www.thebestvandals.co.uk.

    I feel I need to complain bitterly because I dispute your claim at being the best vandals in the UK as my younger brother is a master at it.

    Only last week he managed to graffiti the inside of Colwyn Bay Police Headquarters, smash all the windows in an old people’s care home and ‘key’ eleven cars in one street.

    I see you have the Citroen Berlingo at £239 - is that a figure he would get for wrecking the said vehicle? As there’s a showroom nearby and he could do 20 or so overnight and clean up (so to speak). Would the damage include slashing the tyres as well?

    If you are serious about your claim about being the best vandals in the UK then I suggest we arrange a vand-off. Perhaps the first to make news in the Daily Mail ?

    I await your reply…

    Many thanks


    Joy Milward