Tuesday, January 01, 2019

BOGANS – HERE BE MONSTERS EP


Here Be Monsters doesn’t sound chaotic because Bogans are losing control — it sounds chaotic because they know exactly what they’re doing. This is tight, high-calibre playing disguised as confrontation: sharp turns, sudden shifts and locked-in rhythms delivered with intent, not accident.

From the opening seconds of Close To Home, the band hit with purpose. The drums snap and pivot with precision, guitars slash rather than flail, and everything moves as a unit. There’s speed and urgency here, but no panic — every change lands cleanly, every hit feels earned.

Narcissistic Tendencies is the EP’s most aggressive moment, and also its most impressive. It surges and stalls, pulling itself inside out without ever falling apart. The band ride those rhythmic shifts with confidence, turning tension into propulsion. This is the sound of musicians pushing structure to its limits, not smashing it for the sake of noise.

Tracks like Vignette and Cattle Battle lean deeper into hardcore territory, letting darker textures and controlled restraint do the work. Even when the songs get heavy, the playing stays disciplined — bass and drums locked tight, guitars carving space rather than flooding it.

The title track, Here Be Monsters, closes the EP with a slower, stalking weight. It’s deliberate and ominous, built on control rather than speed, and proves Bogans are just as dangerous when they pull back as when they charge forward.

This EP is raw, loud and confrontational — but it’s also meticulously played. Here Be Monsters captures a band operating with confidence, chemistry and precision, using aggression as a tool rather than a crutch. It’s not rough because it’s unfinished; it’s rough because that’s the edge Bogans choose to stand on.


Sunday, December 30, 2018

GIG 60 - The Skerries, Bangor

 with Crapsons, Uncle Peanut, Dilation



Saturday, December 08, 2018

GIG 58 - The Pot, Rhyl

 What a great gig at The Pot in Rhyl last night with the highly dangerous Rabo de Toro and the very simple Paul Henshaw and the Scientific Simpletons - big thanks to everyone who turned up, made a noise and had fun...



Thursday, November 29, 2018

GIG 57 - Spam Javelin - The Live Rooms, Chester

Live Rooms, Chester (with Cockney Rejects)

Gwion was late (as always!) - frustratingly late (as always!), so we had use Cockney Rejects drummer to soundcheck. As he was so late (30mins before the doors opened) they also let us use their kit for the gig.
Always feels weird playing through a proper PA - like a professional set-up, being able to hear my own guitar (and all my mistakes!).
Star struck to meet the Cockney Rejects, a big part of my youth - those two Greatest Hits albums! They were such true gentlemen!





Friday, November 23, 2018

GIG 56 - Jacaranda, Liverpool - Spam Javelin / Crapsons / Mr Ted

Jacaranda, Liverpool (with Crapsons, Mr Ted)

Downstairs with that low ceiling! I love Liverpool - if I lived here I'd be poor and deaf from all the music I'd be constantly enjoying.
Had to dash from work, was actually stocktaking (which means counting things then wondering why the fuck the figures don't add up). So I made my excuses and crammed the band, the gear and Garry and Rich into the car and to an equally crammed (sold out) Jacaranda.

Lot's of people in front of us and a great response - good fun!

Set list: Ghetto Scum / Never Trust A Dentist / Video Party / Pen Clicker / Shit On My Show / Nazi Line Dancers Fuck Off / Fake News / Fatal Attraction / Existing Services / Paedo Death Church / Boys With Beards / How Can You Die



Saturday, November 10, 2018

GIG 55 - The Exchange, Keighley - Spam Javelin / Bogans

 The Exchange, Keighley (with Bogans, Indigo Crow, Rakas Nikotus)

Keighley eh! Somewhere up North I think! Me and Tracey stayed in a youth hostel (being young un all that), while Gwion and Sarah did a round trip! (it's such a long way!).
Not a bad crowd tonight - great stage and excellent sound.
Bogans were really good, they've got a real technical dynamic to their stuff. Enjoyed Rakas Nikotus, over here on tour from their native Hyvinkää, Finland. I wasn't overly keen on Indigo Crow, but hey-ho.


That's all of us there! Slight bias to the male gender in this punk rock scene!



Friday, November 09, 2018

GIG 54 - Atomic, Wrexham - Spam Javelin / Bogans

Played with Bogans, Bear Trap, Rakas Nikotus - the second of a three date mini tour... This one at the great little venue in Wrexham town centre run by Skip Dwight (of No Name Janes).


Thursday, November 08, 2018

GIG 53 - Outpost, Liverpool - Spam Javelin / Habits / Bogans


Maguires is dead - Long live Outpost - we play this venue quite a lot - hopefully this will continue under the new name and ownership.
This is the first night of a mini tour with Bogans of Wrexham and Raka Nikotus of Finland - I like these little weekenders.
Habits are not quite at the level of headlining shows in Liverpool, I mean that in terms of stature, as their show is fucking excellent. I think the band personnel outnumbered the audience, or at least matched it.
Gig was good fun though.


 

Sunday, November 04, 2018

The North, Rhyl


The North, Rhyl (with Coolzey, JE Double F, Sleep Beggar, Chugga) Shit On My Shoe / Top Knot / Systemisation / Fisting Simon’s Red Setter / How Can You Die / Video Party / Nazi Line Dancers Fuck Off / Ghetto Scum / Hate You / Paedo Death Church / Boys With Beards
Great gig last night in Rhyl - excellent sets from all acts involved - big thanks to Jonathan Hargest for his sterling drumming work.

Sunday, October 28, 2018

Friday, October 12, 2018

Yorkshire House, Lancaster

Yorkshire House, Lancaster (with Revenge Of The Psychotronic Man, Eastfield, This Is Not A Drill)

Drove through torrential rain and we were late. Walked in and had to play straight away. There was water leaking onto the stage from the roof.



Saturday, August 18, 2018

GIG 45 - Maguires, Liverpool

(with Sonic Rednecks, Flat Back Four, Hummer)
Ghetto Scum / Arseholageddon / Fuckin Jerk (aborted) / How Can You Die When You're Already Dead / Ghetto Scum
“ Steve Sharrock played drums borrowed on the night from Flat Back Four, so it was an abortive set really as our drummer problems continue.

Monday, July 30, 2018

Neil Crud On TudnoFM – Show #118 - Salt The Snail session



Well, what can I say… I was pre-warned about booking Salt The Snail (in a good way). Their live shows are a maelstrom of anarchy, slap-stick and a barrage of tunes. This live session was no different and I can honestly say I know no record of a band actually starting a song live on the radio only to stop it to take a phone call for a pizza delivery to the studio! Add also when Krystian, the singer takes out Tom, the drummer with a flying kick during the last song and you might get half the picture!!
Anyway enjoy the session – I certainly did..!
playlist below



Guests – Salt The Snail
Gift – Inflatable Nemo (won as the star prize)
Show Sponsor – Mudshark Records, Bangor


Peter 118 – Seven
Merciless Savage – Foundation
Y Cyrff – Yr Haint
Dead Houses – Greys
System Of Hate – There Is No Madness Here
Salt The Snail – Big Dog (*live in session)
dragSTER – Spit It Out
John Evans & The Imperials – Whole Man
Midnight Climax – Spasmic Life
The Bordellos – Johnny Petrol
Salt The Snail – All Hell (*live in session)
Dense – Irreversible Knot
Cheap Surgery – Live On Me
Skellums – Deeside Day Ticket (*session)
Salt The Snail – Lazer Quest (*live in session)
Haest – I Didn’t Throw A Single Stone And I Still Got Pissed On
Dataslaves – Apathy Reigns
Nameless – Drinking Hell Dry
Terry & The Supercools – You & I
Salt The Snail – Dead Enders (*live in session)
Occult Punk Gang – Societa
Kardomah Gang – Tame
Sid’s Kids – Not Enough Time
Sona – Save
Salt The Snail – Coffee (*live in session)
Salt The Snail – Maate (*live in session)
SPIC – Wasting Time
The Vega Bodegas – A Complete History Of Witchcraft
Picture Frame Seduction – Hey Little Rich Boy
Salt The Snail – Ideas Me (*live in session)
Salt The Snail – Spanish Announce Table (*live in session)
Anhrefn – Am Unwaith Yn Dy Fywyd
Psycho Sexual Sex Terrestrials – Scared
T.S.O.L – Wasted
Ruts – Society
West Coast Sick Line – Have You Ever Been To The North?
Candelas – O! Mor Effeithiol
Stuntface – TV Told You So


Tuesday, June 26, 2018

GIG 44 - Chester Live Festival

(with Louise Distras, Bogans, Mike West) at The Lock Keeper, Chester

Ghetto Scum / Pen Clicker / Fisting Simon's Red Setter / Nazi Line Dancers Fuck Off / Top Knot Go Fuck Your Wife / Life's A Bastard / Never Trust A Dentist / How Can You Die When You're Already Dead / Boys With Beards / Shit On My Shoe / Arseholageddon / Fatal Attraction

Saturday, May 19, 2018

GIG 43 - Tivoli, Buckley

(with The Crippens, Emissaries Of Syn, Ballpein, Abominate)
Fatal Attraction / Fisting Simon's Red Setter / Ghetto Scum / Nazi Line Dancers Fuck Off / Top Knot Go Fuck Your Wife / Life's A Bastard / How Can You Die When You're Already Dead / Never Trust A Dentist / Boys With Beards / Shit On My Shoe / Arseholageddon

Thursday, May 17, 2018

GIG 42 - Curiad Pulse Festival, Bangor



The Skerries, Bangor (Curiad Pulse Festival with Paul Henshaw, Rabo de Toro, Cane Toads, Dilation) Pen Clicker / Fisting Simon's Red Setter / Ghetto Scum / Nazi Line Dancers Fuck Off / Top Knot Go Fuck Your Wife / Never Work / Life's A Bastard / How Can You Die When You're Already Dead / Never Trust A Dentist / Boys With Beards / Shit On My Shoe / Arseholageddon / Fatal Attraction
*Llion Broadbent on drums
John Robb made a valid point when he approached Glove after a gig last week, they were all excited at the prospect of supporting his band The Membranes and he said, ‘No, there’s no support, we’ll simply play a gig together.’ That’s the good thing about a lot our bands, we leave our egos at the door. The bands who kick off wanting a ‘higher’ slot simply need punching back into reality. However, imagine my despair on seeing Spam Javelin going on after Rabo De Toro, ‘How the fuck will we follow that..!?’ – I guess, we did OK, everyone seemed to enjoy our own brand of shitness and we aired a couple of new songs.

Thursday, April 26, 2018

SWEET BABOO Marc Riley session

Trefriw's Sweet Baboo is in session on Marc Riley's BBC Radio 6music show, which is such a regular occurance!

Sunday, April 01, 2018

GIG 41 - Easter Alldayer @ The Pot, Rhyl


Rhyl is currently quite notorious for non-attendees. Once the hub of all things bright and musical during the Breeding Ground, Dudley Arms and Bar Blu days things have nosedived over the years with venues and bands struggling to justify the efforts involved in hosting gigs.
So today it was heartwarming to have a good attendance (although the majority of those present had travelled rather than walked) from the word Go and a pile a great bands to boot.
Burning Flag are one of my favourite bands and they are fast becoming that of everyone else too - what a great outfit! Loved Eye Licker, and Auralskit's set was the best I've seen them play. Good performances by all the bands - Emissaries Of Syn, Fuzzasaurus and the sublime Maines too.
We haven't played live with this core line up (Tracey, Gwion, Neil) since early December, and rehearsed just the once (2 days ago) - and I guess were we a little rough around the edges... But it's all punk rock innit! 
On second to preserve the instruments and stage from a drunken performance, we were pleasantly surprised by the sizable crowd this early in the day (5.45pm) and had a good laugh.
Also played new song Fatal Attraction - a rehash of an old PSST song with new lyrics about the new royal couple...

SET - Fisting Simon's Set Setter / Ghetto Scum / Nazi Line Dancers / Pen Clicker / Top Knot / Fuck Off / Life's A Bastard / Fucking Jerks / Dentist / Arseholageddon / How Can You Die / Boys With Beards / Shit On My Shoe / Fatal Attraction

Saturday, January 20, 2018

GIG 40 - Spam Javelin, Red Or Dead, Velvet @ The Skerries, Bangor

What a great gig! Red Or Dead doing their album launch and Velvet being majestic. Llion filled in on drums and did a sterling job (despite being from Talysarn ha ha)
Big crowd and we sold 14 CDs.



20.01.2018 - The Skerries, Bangor (with Red Or Dead, Velvet) Fisting Simon's Red Setter / Ghetto Scum / Nazi Line Dancers Fuck Off / Top Knot Go Fuck Your Wife / Fucking Jerk / Life's A Bastard / How Can You Die When You're Already Dead / Arseholageddon / Never Trust A Dentist / Boys With Beards / Shit On My Shoe / Pen Clicker // Fuck Off *Llion Broadbent on drums

Review in link2wales.co.uk Finally, the notorious Spam Javelin to crank things up and freak things out.  I think back to Mr Crud’s origins in 4Q and the similar chaotic expectations, but now there is a bit more musical solidity and charismatic humour.  In fact, I think this is probably the best I have seen them (even better than when I played in them!) especially with a really hard hitting and precise random drummer addition. It’s all a short sharp blast of catchy raucous punk, with an encore that also tells us to leave in a sexual fashion, not following the example described in their new Arseholageddon EP hopefully


Sunday, January 14, 2018

Yucatan's Iwan Huws - RIP


The death of Iwan Huws in January 2018 was a loss that resonated far beyond the foot of the mountains he loved. At just 34 years old, Iwan was a man of dual passions: he was the steady, rhythmic heartbeat of the band Yucatan, and an elite, experienced mountaineer who felt most at home on the rugged peaks of Eryri (Snowdonia).

On January 14, Iwan set out to climb his favorite mountain, Tryfan, via the North Ridge. Despite his immense experience—having trekked the Himalayas and the Inca Trail—and being fully equipped for the conditions, he tragically lost his footing on the West Face. Following a massive search operation involving over 50 volunteers, he was found the following morning. The tragedy was underscored by the fact that Iwan was training to become a mountain leader himself, intending to dedicate his life to helping others safely navigate the landscapes he adored.

Within the Welsh music community, Iwan was cherished as much for his character as his talent. As the drummer for the Caernarfon-based Yucatan, he was a vital part of a band that had earned the admiration of legends like Tim Burgess and Gruff Rhys. His bandmates remembered him not just as a musician, but as a "funny, chilled out, and lovely person" who brought a sense of calm and joy to every tour and rehearsal.

His legacy continues to live on through the Cronfa Iwan Huws fund. Established by his partner and family, the charity transformed a moment of profound grief into a force for good, raising thousands for the Ogwen Valley Mountain Rescue Team and providing musical instruments for young people in his home community. Iwan Huws remains a symbol of the adventurous, creative spirit of North Wales—a man who lived his life with rhythm, height, and a deep love for the land.


Saturday, December 09, 2017

GIG 39 - Spam Javelin / Mutha Lovin Chimps / White Ether @ The Pot, Rhyl


Cold night, adverse snowy weather. Great venue.
White Ether's set seems to be getting harder in style; they're playing harder! Spurred on by a contingent of Denbigh Boot Boys who'd been on a football alldayer.
Mutha Lovin Chimps were good old skool punk, 1-2-3 chords and a hatfull of not too topical songs to boot.
Having been on a Chester alldayer the night before, I was feeling a little fragile - but I think we played ok - crowd seemed to think so.

Same set as last gig.
Set list: Fisting Simon's Red Setter / Ghetto Scum / Nazi Line Dancers Fuck Off / Pen Clicker / Top Knot Go Fuck Your Wife / Arseholageddon / Life's A Bastard / Fucking Jerk / Never Trust A Dentist / How Can You Die When You're Already Dead / Boys With Beards / Shit On My Shoe

Wednesday, November 22, 2017

GIG 38 - Flat Back Four / Spam Javelin @ The Salty Dog, Northwich


Always an honour to share a stage with Flat Back Four.
Great venue with real ales (pity I'm driving) and great sound. Good crowd for a Wednesday night - sold 15 copies of the freshly released 'Arseholageddon EP. 
Bloody venue has a blue spotlight and when it shines on me I can't see the fretboard on my guitar - I'm a shit guitarist anyway, and even shitter when I can't see it ha ha!
Flat Back Four were superb. 


Set list:Fisting Simon's Red Setter / Ghetto Scum / Nazi Line Dancers Fuck Off / Pen Clicker / Top Knot Go Fuck Your Wife / Arseholageddon / Life's A Bastard / Fucking Jerk / Never Trust A Dentist / How Can You Die When You're Already Dead / Boys With Beards / Shit On My Shoe // Fuck Off





Saturday, November 11, 2017

GIG 37 - Bite Back / The Webb / Spam Javelin @ The Old Hall, Penrhyn Bay



Gwion had to hang upside down in a cave near Blaenau Ffestiniog tonight so Llion Broadbent sat on the bat stool...
This venue holds a special place for many as there were quite a few punk gigs here back in't day. Maybe those who organised it were a bit over-nostalgic as things (or, more sadly, people) have moved on.
So the attendance wasn't quite up to those halcyon days.

With Llion on drums, we went on first - played well.
The Webb then did their weird Alien Sex Fiend synth-thing with umbrellas !
Bite Back were good for the buck - great set.

Old Hall, Penrhyn Bay (with Bite Back, The Webb) Nazi Line Dancers Fuck Off / Top Knot / Ghetto Scum / Fisting Simon’s Red Setter / How Can You Die / Fucking Jerk / Life’s A Bastard (x3) / Dentist / Boys With Beards / Arseholageddon / Shit On My Shoe / Pen Clicker *Llion Broadbent on drums

Thursday, November 02, 2017

GIG 36 - Bovver Bailey / Nosebleed / Spam Javelin @ Sound, Liverpool

Review on Louder Than War website
Spam Javelin
Sound, Liverpool
Thursday 2nd November 2017
A subterranean basement is an ideal location for the sub-hard core sound of Spam Javelin, the delicately named Nth Wales 3pc who tonight appear with a differing line-up to my previous encounter; still fronted by founder Crud, the band step onto the low Sound stage, to be gruffly introduced by Crud before he dons a Poundland wizard hat, and with a nod to bassist Tracey Howarth launches into an onslaught of frankly psychedelic hardcore rage splattered with wanton expletives that warms the inner child in all present;
Despite being hampered by some ropey acoustics, Spam Javelin attack the job in hand, delivering a ferocious set drawing from their previous EP’s ‘How Can You Die When Your Already Dead’ and the becoming an anthem ‘Nazi Line Dancer’s…Fuck Off’ each song being humorously introduced by Crud – the aforementioned ‘Nazi’s’ stemming from an encounter with a set of Rhyl based line dancers who turned down Crud membership application as he wasn’t a supporter of the Führer.
Spam Javelin deliver raw, uncompromising hard core; it’s a basic unsettling sound matched by obscenity laced lyrics, I reckon every song title has at least one “fuck” in it, on occasion we even get a “fuck” within a “fuck” and a few Welsh language barbs thrown in for good measure; Crud's delivery is riddled with urgency and anger that compliments the bands undeniable barrage of sound – there is little refinement, most of the songs are way too short to include such excesses as a breakdown, there are no blast or D-beats; however the basic song structures, and guttural lyrics ignite the modest crowd.
Spam Javelin deliver fast, straight forward, frenetic hard core…and do it very well, not to mention leaving the crowd with a smile on their faces.

Nazi Line Dancers / Fisting Simon’s Red Setter*/Ghetto Scum / Pen Clicker / Fuck Off / Arseholageddon / Life’s A bastard / Fucking Jerk / Dentist / How Can You Die / Boys With Beards / Shit On My Shoe (* new title for Service Resumed)

Saturday, October 21, 2017

RECORDING MYNCIS


We spent the day recording some new material with our new bassist Tracey at Nant Y Benglog in the heart of Eryri. Making the most of the facilities at the studio / home of John Lawrence (he ex- of Gorky's Zygotic Mynci). We were set up in his kitchen and the control room was in a bedroom - proper feral recording!!

Laid down Shit On My Shoe / Fisiting Simon's Red Setter / Arseholageddon / Never Trust A Dentist / Boys With Beards




Saturday, September 30, 2017

GIG 35 - Destroy All Monsters All-Dayer @ Comrades Club.Conwy

Comrades Club, Conwy (with Pete Bentham, Morffe, Flat Back Four, Lolfa Binc + more)
Pen Clicker / Arseholageddon / Shit On My Shoe / Service Resumed / Dentist / Nazi Line Dancers / Ghetto Scum / Life's A Bastard / Top Knot / How Can You Die / Boys With Beards


Wednesday, September 20, 2017

GIG 34 - Krank, Baltimore Gun Club, Spam Javelin @ Rascals, Bangor

Rascals, Bangor (with Krank, Baltimore Gun Club)
So tonight it was good to see a healthy turnout in Bangor and a good representation from the student nation bucking the trend for once!
Maybe they were high as kites as they seemed to really appreciate Spam Javelin despite us playing like a bunch of cunts! Big thanks to Krank for lending me their guitar when I broke a string mid-set.

Baltimore Gun Club were excellent

Nazi Line Dancers / Top Knot / Life's A Bastard / Shit On My Shoe / Fucking Jerk / Ghetto Scum / How Can You Die / Boys With Beards





Thursday, September 07, 2017

GIG 33 - White Ether / James Phillips / Spam Javelin @ The Albert, Caernarfon

The Albert, Caernarfon (with White Ether, James Phillips)
Nazi Line Dancers / Arseholageddon . Fuck Off / Shit On My Shoe / Ghetto Scum / Fucking Jerk / Service Resumed / Top Knot / Life's A Bastard / Dentist / Hate You / How Can You Die / Boys With Beards





Friday, August 25, 2017

GIG 32 - Lolfa Binc / Teeth Crack / Spam Javelin - The North, Rhyl



Played a 'pop-up' gig at The North in Rhyl (7th time we've played there!). Thought it would be good to play soon after the European tour. So we jumped on board this line up.
Neil's first gig with Gwion and Tracey for a while. Very tight set, all songs introduced as 'classics' like Sweet Home Alabama, Dakota, Sex On Fire, Knocking On Heavens Door. 
Teeth Crack went on next and cleverly segued into Lolfa Binc's debut gig, which was something very special - incredible set.

Neil Crud - voc,gtr / Gwion Griffiths - drms / Tracey Howarth - bass

YOU MAKE ME WANT TO HATE YOU
FUCKING JERK
FUCK OFF
NAZI LINE DANCERS FUCK OFF
SHIT ON MY SHOE
GHETTO SCUM
TOP KNOT GO FUCK YOUR WIFE
LIFE'S A BASTARD THEN YOU'RE DEAD
HOW CAN YOU DIE WHEN YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD
BOYS WITH BEARDS

Monday, August 21, 2017

GIG 31 - 2 Sick Monkeys / Feral Existence / Emissaries Of Syn / Spam Javelin - Stö, Leipzig



Gatecrashed this gig as our Nuremburg dates had fallen through. Drove through the day from Podbor in the Czech Republic. Stö is a squat venue; the whole street is a squat. Great set-up and really nice people. Good to see Pete Butler of 2 Sick Monkeys again, and good to see him looking so well.
It was important that EOS had a good gig tonight to blow away their Czech blues, so I made sure SJ went on first. Due to us gatecrashing this gig, first band had to go on as the doors opened, so I knew there'd be a sparse crowd to begin with. Turned out to be a decent crowd anyway and Spam Javelin played a decent set with plenty of good humoured banter. Top Knot and Nazi Line Dancers went down a treat. The sound guys danced through the whole gig!
Emissaries Of Syn played a belter, probably the best I've ever seen them. Feral Existence were great fun and 2 Sick Monkeys simply took it to another level - excellent.
We drove overnight straight after this gig heading for Antwerp (unfortunately, that gig was cancelled)

Neil Crud - voc,gtr / Gwyn Jones - drums / Mark Watson-Jones - bass


FUCKING JERKS
GHETTO SCUM
NAZI LINE DANCERS FUCK OFF
SHIT ON MY SHOE
LIFE'S A BASTARD AND THEN YOU'RE DEAD (x2)
TOP KNOT GO FUCK YOUR WIFE
HOW CAN YOU DIE WHEN YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD

Sunday, August 20, 2017

GIG 30 - More Noise For Life Festival, Podbor, Czech Republic



Having played last night, a band had pulled out of Saturday's line-up and Petr asked if we would fill the slot. Emissaries Of Syn had just played a disjointed set, it was OK but not their best and their tempers were frayed. With Mark and Gwyn from the band standing in for Spam Javelin I thought we'd be on a hiding for nothing. So I went onstage with a 'nothing to lose' attitude. 
Turned out to be a great set. Think we won over this grindcore crowd with our '80's Shit Punk' as the soundman described it! Good laugh and good to see people singing along to Nazi Line Dancers Fuck Off.

Neil Crud - voc,gtr / Gwyn Jones - drms / Mark Watson-Jones - bass

YOU MAKE ME WANT TO HATE YOU
FUCK OFF
FUCKING JERKS
NAZI LINE DANCERS FUCK OFF
SHIT ON MY SHOE
GHETTO SCUM
LIFE'S A BASTARD AND THEN YOU'RE DEAD (x2)
HOW CAN YOU DIE WHEN YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD
BOYS WITH BEARDS

Saturday, August 19, 2017

GIG 29 - More Noise For Life Festival, Podbor, Czech Republic


Slept soundly til about 6am - quick shower on the campsite and then back on the road - 279km to Prague, where we are picking Lorraine at the airport.
We crossed the Czech border, listening to a new demo by Michael (our host last night), his band is called Lusca. it's a two-piece and really good stomp along, doom laden Godflesh-type stuff.
Gwyn has his headphones on, he's listening to my iPod and I thank myself for removing Toto's entire back catalogue prior to this trip. He's listening to Spam Javelin to familiarise himself with the songs before tonight's festival appearance. After four days of driving across the UK and Europe, we finally get to play..!

The countryside falls away; picturesque farms nestled among fields and forests. This part of the world is very green. Germany is huge; lots of space and Czech is a continuation of that landscape but with shitter roads and the odd Soviet style tower bloc blighting the horizon.

Lorraine joins us in Prague and injects conversation into the van... Someone new to talk to! We all share a common interest in music.
I lose myself for long portions of the journey in a Nirvana Tour Diary book that I picked up in Blackpool last week. It's well written by Andy Bollen (drummer of Captain America) who toured with Nirvana as 'Nevermind' impacted upon the world. It inspires me (as most books do) to get my diary out and write; something I find little time to do in this Buffer Age we live in.

Mark is back at the wheel today. His driving is like his manner - calm and polite. You feel at ease and put the seat into recline and enjoy the ride. We stop by at The Church of Skulls. A macabre place in Seldec Ossuary adorned with 60,000 skeletons, all arranged with decoration in mind by a mad priest a few hundred years ago. It's become a pilgramige for every death metal band that passes through Czech!

First gig of tour, although we've been on the road for 3 days..! A great DIY Grindcore festival. The soundman said the crowd were going to hate our shit punk and laughed at the size of my 100 Watt amp against all those huge Marshall stacks! It did take the crowd 2 or 3 songs to actually get what we were doing, but once they did, we had a good laugh.

Neil Crud - voc,gtr / Gwyn Jones - drms / Mark Watson-Jones - bass

YOU MAKE ME WANT TO HATE YOU
FUCKING JERKS
FUCK OFF
NAZI LINE DANCERS FUCK OFF
SHIT ON MY SHOE
LIFE'S A BASTARD AND THEN YOU'RE DEAD (x3)
TOP KNOT GO FUCK YOUR WIFE
GHETTO SCUM
HOW CAN YOU DIE WHEN YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD
BOYS WITH BEARDS